My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor
Grantaire loses a bet with Éponine and for a week, he has to wear suits to every Les Amis meeting. He hates wearing suits. He comes into the Musain and goes straight back to the bar, trying to avoid anyone seeing him. It doesn’t really work. Courfeyrac makes cat calls at him and Jehan fusses over how good he thinks his friend looks. Some people don’t even recognize him until they get a good look at his face.
It’s really hot that day. After Enjolras delivers a particularly passionate speech, the group takes a break so that their leader can soothe his throat. Grantaire takes off his jacket and rolls up the sleeves on his white button-up to show his forearms. Combeferre is the one who gets Enjolras a glass of water. Over the rim of the glass Enjolras spots Grantaire for the first time that day. But R’s back is to him so his identity is still unknown. And it just so happens that his white shirt is sticking to his skin in all the right places.
Combeferre notices a strange look come across Enjolras’s face. And if he didn’t know any better he would say that his best friend looked… attracted to someone. But before he can ask Enjolras beats him to it. He asks who the handsome new student is by the bar. When Ferre looks and sees who he’s referring to, it takes everything he has not to bust out laughing. He waits for Enjolras to take another long sip of water before smiling and saying:
"What, you don’t recognize ‘Taire?"
And Enjolras starts choking on his water.